DIARY OF A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY MULLOO'S JAIL ADVENTURE.

My friend Mulloo, she's in jail. Or at least she was in jail for two seconds. She'd gone because she has ghairat, na. Even though she's a woman and women only have izzat and not ghairat.

Men obviously have both, but women being half of men only have one. But then Mulloo's also in PTI and everyone who is in PTI has ghairat, just like everyone who has Chinese blood has straight hair. And everyone who is desi has sugar. Anyways, Mulloo went because Khan Saab had given the call to coat arrest and fill the jails.

So Mulloo put on a khaddar suit, her trainers and her dark glasses and she took her fully charged mobile and she also took her maid to stand with her in the bazaar so everyone would know she was from a respectacle khaata peeta bagground, even though she was just loitering by the side of the road.

She found a busy road in the middle of a market where there was a group of police wallahs who were standing there besides their van, twirling matches inside their ears, and she stamped her foot and said 'Mujhay issi waqt arrest karo! [Arrest me right this moment!]'.

The maid network spills the beans on Butterfly's friend's 'Jail Bharo Tehreek'

So one of them, he looked at her and then he pulled out the match from his ear and looked at that closely and then he flung away the match and then he adjusted his trousers and then he cleared his throat loudly and then spat on the ground, but still he didn't arrest her.

So she jumped into their police van by herself only and started shouting, 'Look everyone, I'm being arrested! I belong to PTI and I'm being arrested.' One rehrhi wallah looked up and said 'Baji you want to buy strawberries? I'll give you good price.' And a beggar woman hobbled up to her in the police van and said kay please I have hungry children and if you give, I will pray for you and Allah Mian will send you on Hajj.

And when Mulloo refused to give, she said 'Chal dafa ho fir! [Then get lost!]' and went off. But otherwise no one did any botheration. So, since she refused to come out of the van and the police wallahs had to go back to their thana, and they didn't want to men handle her, in case she created a toofan, they left her where she was and gave her a lift back to the thana. And that's...