Honourable people.

JUDGES are strange, fascinating characters.

Every morning, they don colour-coded robes, walk into their workplace with sherwani-clad chaperones, and look down from elevated seats at rooms full of supplicants. Once court is over, they disappear behind the same closed doors they entered from, not to be seen again till the next session. This vanishing act, along with the other idiosyncrasies, isn't accidental. Vast amounts are spent each year on maintaining the spectacle that judges are not mere people and courts are not mere buildings.

Separate entrances and walkways ensure no one catches a glimpse of them. To the public, their lordships materialise out of thin air, dispense justice, and then return to whichever higher realm they had descended from. The undertones are unmistakable -- that the man in the robe is not human. He is a living embodiment of the law, existing solely to dispense justice. Blind to every external consideration. And because his word is final, he must be infallible.

This is, of course, complete nonsense. Judges across the globe are regular human beings with a job to do. Still, nobody challenges the illusion. Because it's a prerequisite of any functioning society to believe in things that exist only in its peoples' collective imagination, like culture and etiquettes. Judges are not infallible beings divinely ordained with the power to bestow justice, but society operates with the assumption that they are, because that's the best option we've got. Adhering to social constructs may seem silly, but the alternative (lawless anarchy) isn't much nicer.

Judges across the globe are regular human beings.

What's often forgotten is that the judge is meant to be in on the joke. But as any practising lawyer will tell you, years of life as his lordship can take its toll. In a 2017 essay titled 'Judges as bullies', Georgetown law professor Abbe Smith proposes that a perpetual power imbalance and daily life that consists of people bowing and scraping before them can convince some judges that they're above the law. And while everything said so far could be equally true abroad, you can rest assured that this phenomenon's Pakistani equivalent is on steroids.

Consider last month, when some honourable lordships were caught using the influence of their office to try and procure VVIP tickets to PSL. The reason you didn't see many lawyers commenting on this is that they'd be crazy to. Power imbalances are too great and egos too fragile for a...

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